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Howdy!

I like hearing from people. If you have a question or want to invite me to appear at your book fair, school, or book store, click HERE.


I'm sorry but I don't send out autographs or signed photos (somehow I got on a "celebrity" list that has wide distribution in former eastern bloc nations - I'm serious). Also, I will not call your brother on his birthday and "do the voice from Seinfeld". I'm sure your brother is a good guy, but that was not my voice. Try Larry David instead.